We Fill Your Calendar With High-Ticket Jobs.
You Just Do The Work Like Usual.
20 booked jobs in 60 days or your money back. Ceramic. PPF. Tint. We only work with one shop per area. See if yours is open.
One shop per area. Once it's taken, it's gone.
Trusted By Auto Care Shops Across The Country
And more...
Most Shops Stay Stuck
You Do $2,000 Coatings.
So Why Are You Still Chasing $250 Jobs?
You love cars. You're great at what you do. But most of your money comes from cheap jobs, referrals, and random calls. That's all your marketing brings in.
You know ceramic and PPF are where the money is.
But your calendar isn't full of those jobs. So you fill it with cheap ones.
The shop down the road just hired two more guys.
They do the same work. They're not better. They just have better marketing.
You're the best in town. But the guy down the street makes twice your money. The only difference? His marketing.
It's not your skills. Your marketing just brings in the wrong people.
We fix that.
Why Your Last Agency Failed You
Every Agency You've Tried Made The Same Mistake.
They Optimized For The Wrong Number.
Your last agency said:
"You got 47 leads this month!"
Cool. How much money did those leads make you?
Silence.
They know clicks. They know impressions. But they can't tell you which ad put money in your bank.
So they chase the cheapest leads. That's what every agency does.
Your Agency Liked This
$12 cost per lead
Booked a $150 interior detail
Profit
$135
Your Agency Killed This
$35 cost per lead
Booked a $1,800 ceramic coating
Profit
$1,765
Your agency killed the ad making you 13x more money.
And they'll never know. They can't track it.
This is why you're busy but not making money.
This is why every agency "gets you leads" but you never feel like you're growing.
They Can't See What We See.
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"I've tried multiple others for my business and all I got was scammed. When I found Mason and Dancing Chicken Media, literally from the first conversation I was convinced. We are two months in and we have now doubled our sales! Most important: every text, every call has always been answered."
- Vlad Pukhkan, Tailored Auto Lab
The System Behind The Results
It's Called LeadTrackrr.
And It Changes Everything.
Tuesday 2:14 PM
Mike clicks your ceramic coating ad
Tuesday 2:16 PM
Mike submits a quote request
Tuesday 2:17 PM
Mike gets an instant text from your shop
Tuesday 2:18 PM
Mike replies to the text showing interest
Tuesday 2:22 PM
You call Mike. Book the job.
Thursday
You collect $1,800.
LeadTrackrr tracked all of it. The ad. The click. The call. The job. The payment. Every dollar tracked.
Now picture this for every lead. Every ad. Every dollar.
→You know where to spend more.
→You know what to cut.
→You stop guessing and start growing.
That's what our shops do.
That's why they grow and everyone else stays stuck.
This is how we GUARANTEE results. We can PROVE them.
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"They run our meta ads and have helped us scale to areas we never thought we were capable of ever hitting. Have used agencies beforehand and had 0 idea of what they were doing and we blew through our ad budget. Our CPC is lower and our schedule is filled!"
- Joshua Mulhern, DSM Detailing
How One Shop Went From $80K to $250K/Month.
One system. Two locations. Real numbers.
Multi-Location Case Study
$0 → $250K/Month Across Two Locations
$80K → $250K/mo
First location revenue growth
$0 → $50K
Second location in 45 days
$63
Average cost per booking
2 detailers
Hired to keep up with demand
Weeks out
Booking in advance
"We went from $80K to $250K monthly at our first shop. Then we opened a second location... zero customers, zero brand recognition, and hit $50K in 45 days. We're now booking out weeks in advance and had to hire two more detailers just to keep up."
— Brennen Seaman, Detailers of Naples & Sarasota Auto Defense
Detailers of Fort Myers
$0 → $50k in 60 Days
28 bookings in first 30 days. $15 per booked appointment.
Sarasota Auto Defense
$0 → $45K in 50 Days
Brand new location. No existing customers. Fully booked within 50 days.
How It Works. Four Simple Steps.
We Build Your Ads
One ad for ceramic. One for PPF. One for tint. Each has its own budget and tracking. We've done this for 10+ shops. We know what works.
We Set Up Your System
CRM. Instant texts when leads come in. Weeks of follow-up on autopilot. Fresh ads every 2 weeks. A dashboard you can check anytime.
Leads Come In. The System Follows Up.
Someone fills out a form. They get a text right away. The system follows up for weeks. You call when they're ready. No chasing.
It Gets Smarter. You Make More Money.
Every booking makes the ads better. Costs go down. You see which services make the most money. You put more budget there. Calendar fills with $1,000+ jobs.
Day 1–5
System built
Day 7
Ads live
Day 10–14
First leads
Day 30
Optimized & scaling
Day 60
20 appointments or money back
Day 1–5
System built
Day 7
Ads live
Day 10–14
First leads
Day 30
Optimized & scaling
Day 60
20 appointments or money back
Your Complete Growth System
This Isn't Just Ads.
It's A Full System That Runs On Autopilot.
Instant Lead Response
New lead? They get a text in seconds. Speed wins.
Weeks of Follow-Up
Most people reply on text 4 or 5. People are busy. We stay in front of them.
Weekly Emails
Every week, your leads see your best work. Ceramic. PPF. Tint. Keeps you top of mind.
Your Own Dashboard
Check it anytime. See your results, which ads are winning, and cost per lead. All in one place.
Fresh Ads Every 2 Weeks
New images made for your brand. Keeps things fresh so people don't scroll past.
You Just Call Once
Call once. Leave a voicemail. The system does the rest. When they say yes, you close.
Real Leads. Real Attribution.
Every Lead Tracked to the Exact Ad & Service Type
See where every lead came from. Which ad. Which campaign. How much money it made you. No guessing.
Proof It Works
Shops We've Scaled. Real Numbers.
Detailers of Naples
$80K/mo → $250K/mo
3 Year Relationship
Avg cost per booking: $85
"Now we're booking out weeks in advance and had to hire two additional detailers to keep up. Our revenue hit $250K monthly."
- Brennen Seaman
719 Auto Customs
$50K/mo → $100K/mo
Eliminated seasonal dead months
"Mason and his team have been a game changer for us. His understanding of Meta is on another level, and the results speak for themselves. Since partnering with him, our business growth has taken off in a way we honestly didn't expect. It's easily one of the best investments we've made as a company. If you're looking for someone who actually knows how to drive real results, Mason is the guy."
- Nathan Porter
Tailored Auto Lab
$10K/mo → $30K/mo in 45 days
Cost per booking: $15
"We were stuck at $10K monthly for years. In 45 days, Dancing Chicken tripled it."
- Vlad Pukhkan
Sarasota Auto Defense
$0 → $45K in 50 days
Brand new location
Fully booked from scratch
"Second location went from zero to $45K in under two months. No existing customer base, no brand recognition in the area."
- Brennen Seaman
DSM Detailing
Schedule consistently full
CPC dropped significantly
Scaled to new markets
"Have used agencies beforehand and had 0 idea of what they were doing and we blew through our ad budget. Our CPC is lower and our schedule is filled!"
- Joshua Mulhern
Steel City Auto Spa
Hired a dedicated sales rep to handle lead volume
Website management added to support traffic
Lead quality: high enough to close without discounting
"The volume of leads has been insane and the quality is great! Get ready to add a sales rep because your leads are going to boom!"
- Brett Mawhinney
Who's Behind This
Meet Mason
Mason Boroff
Founder, Dancing Chicken Media
$30M+ in managed ad spend
100+ local businesses scaled
Running Meta ads for 8+ years
I've Spent $30M+ On Ads For Local Businesses.
I'm Mason. I've been running Meta ads for almost 10 years. Started at 17. Now I run ads for 100+ businesses. Over $30 million in ad spend.
I built this because I kept seeing the same thing. Great shops losing to guys with better ads. Not better work. Just better marketing.
So I built a system just for auto care shops. Ads for each service. Revenue tracking. Follow-up on autopilot. Everything you need to go from $10K months to $100K months.
I only take one shop per area. If you win, I win. If you don't, I give your money back. That's how confident I am.
What You're Getting
Here's Everything You Get
Bonuses
Your Investment
one-time setup · covers everything above for 60 days
Then $1,000/month
ongoing management · starts after 60-day build
Month-to-month. Cancel anytime. No contracts. We keep clients because we get results.
Ad spend: $1,000/month minimum to Meta (you pay direct)
That's less than 3 ceramic jobs. Most shops make it back in 2 weeks.
No rev share. No hidden fees. Two numbers. That's it.
The Math
You make your money back before month one is over.
Risk-Free. Period.
20 Booked Appointments In 60 Days.
Or Your $4,000 Back.
Days 1–60
We build and run everything. If you don't get 20 booked appointments by Day 60, we keep working for free. No extra charges.
Days 60–90
If after 90 days we still haven't hit it, you get every dollar back. No questions.
Our Guarantee
You can't lose. Either you get 20+ booked appointments and make $15K–$50K+, or you get every penny back.
All We Ask
We've done this for 10+ shops. We know what works.
What Shop Owners Say About Us
"His understanding of Meta is on another level, and the results speak for themselves. It's easily one of the best investments we've made as a company."
Nate
719 Auto Customs
"I've used other media companies in the past. Mason hasn't given me a second of doubt. I plan on using him for my other companies too."
Chris Lopez
Kings Auto Retouch
"247% more leads in a market where I thought we'd already tapped out. We went from struggling to fill our schedule to having a two-week wait list."
Roman Vasquez
Romans Tint & Detail
"We went from $80K to $250K monthly at our first shop. Then we opened a second location and hit $50K in 45 days. We're now booking out weeks in advance."
Brennen Seaman
Detailers of Naples & Sarasota Auto Defense
"We are two months in and we have now doubled our sales! Most important: every text, every call has always been answered. I am beyond happy with the results."
Vlad Pukhkan
Tailored Auto Lab
"The volume of leads has been insane and the quality is great! If you're actually looking to level up your business and not just get your money taken from other marketing companies, partner with Dancing Chicken Media."
Brett Mawhinney
Steel City Auto Spa
"Have used agencies beforehand and had 0 idea of what they were doing and we blew through our ad budget. Our CPC is lower and our schedule is filled!"
Joshua Mulhern
DSM Detailing
Is This For You?
This Is For You If:
This Is NOT For You If:
Before You Apply.
Your last agency got you cheap leads. We get you money. They said '47 leads this month!' but couldn't tell you which ad made you money. We track every dollar. If a $35 lead books a $1,800 job and a $12 lead books a $150 detail, we cut the cheap one and scale the big one. Your last agency did the opposite.
What Happens On Your Strategy Call:
We show you what your competitors are running right now
We look at your current marketing and tell you what's not working
We tell you how many big jobs we can get you in your area
You keep the strategy whether we work together or not
No pressure. No hard sell. Just a straight conversation about what's possible for your shop.
30 minutes. That's it.
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"It's easily one of the best investments we've made as a company."
- Nate, 719 Auto Customs
One Shop Per Area
Is Your Area Still Open?
We've had multiple shops in your region reach out this month. We can only take one. Don't wait.