The Auto Care Revenue Machine
20 booked appointments in 60 days — guaranteed. Ceramic coating. Paint protection film. Window tint. Detailing. One shop per area. Check if yours is open.
We currently work with shops in Naples, Fort Myers, Boulder, Des Moines, Pittsburgh, and more. Limited to 1 per area.
Trusted By Auto Care Shops Across The Country
So Why Are You Chasing $150 Details To Pay The Bills?
You got into this business because you love cars and you're great at protecting them. But most of your revenue comes from basic details — because that's all your marketing brings in.
You post before-and-afters on Instagram.
Detailing customers DM you. Ceramic and PPF customers don't.
Your current ads say "Book a Detail."
So that's what people book. Nobody clicks for a $1,500 coating when the ad screams "$99 interior special."
You know ceramic and PPF are where the money is.
But you can't seem to consistently fill the calendar with those jobs. So you pad the schedule with cheap details.
Meanwhile, the shop across town just hired two more techs.
Same services as you. They're not better. They just know something you don't.
The problem isn't your skills. It's that your marketing attracts the wrong customers.
We fix that.
They Optimized For The Wrong Number.
Think about it. Your last agency told you:
"You got 47 leads this month!"
Great. How much money did those leads make you?
Silence.
They can tell you clicks. Impressions. Cost per lead. They CANNOT tell you which ad put money in your bank account.
So they do what every agency does: they scale the cheapest leads.
Your Agency Scaled This
$12 cost per lead
Booked a $150 interior detail
Profit: $135
Your Agency Paused This
$35 cost per lead
Booked a $1,800 ceramic coating
Profit: $1,765
Your agency killed the ad making you 13x more money.
And they'll never know — because they can't track it.
This is why you're busy but not rich.
This is why every agency you've hired "gets you leads" but you never actually feel like you're growing.
They Can't See What We See.
"I've tried multiple others for my business and all I got was scammed. When I found Mason and Dancing Chicken Media, literally from the first conversation I was convinced. We are two months in and we have now doubled our sales! Most important — every text, every call has always been answered."
— Vlad Pukhkan, Tailored Auto Lab
The Named Mechanism
And It Changes Everything.
Mike clicks your ceramic coating ad
Mike submits a quote request
Mike gets an instant text from your shop
You call Mike. Book the job.
You collect $1,800.
LeadTrackrr tracked all of it. The ad. The click. The call. The job. The payment.
Now imagine seeing this for every lead. Every ad. Every dollar.
You'd know exactly where to spend more.
You'd know exactly what to kill.
You'd stop guessing and start scaling.
That's what our shops do.
That's why they grow and everyone else stays stuck.
This is how we GUARANTEE results — because we can PROVE them.
"They run our meta ads and have helped us scale to areas we never thought we were capable of ever hitting. Have used agencies beforehand and had 0 idea of what they were doing and we blew through our ad budget. Our CPC is lower and our schedule is filled!"
— Joshua Mulhern, DSM Detailing
Featured Partner
From one shop in Naples to four locations across Florida — all powered by the same system.
Detailers of Naples
$80K/mo → $250K/mo
15-mile hyper-local targeting. Booking out weeks in advance.
"Now we're booking out weeks in advance and had to hire two additional detailers to keep up. Our revenue hit $250K monthly and we're still growing." — Brennen Seaman
Detailers of Fort Myers
$0 → Booked Solid in 3 Weeks
28 bookings in first 30 days. $15 per booked appointment.
Sarasota Auto Defense
$0 → $50K in 45 Days
Zero brand recognition to fully booked.
"From absolutely nothing to $50K in 45 days. We opened the doors with zero brand recognition, zero customers — and Meta Ads gave us the rocket fuel we needed." — Brennen Seaman
Exquisite Auto Detailing
Conversion Rate Doubled
CRM integration eliminated 30-40% lead loss.
"Before the CRM integration, we were losing 30-40% of leads to slow follow-up. Dancing Chicken integrated everything so leads got an instant response. Our conversion rate doubled overnight." — Brennen Seaman
Separate ads for ceramic, PPF, tint, and detailing. Each with its own budget, creative, and tracking. We've run these for 10+ shops. We know what converts.
Go High Level CRM. Instant SMS when a lead comes in. Weeks of automated follow-up. Weekly email blasts. AI-generated creative refreshed every 2 weeks. Custom reporting dashboard you can check anytime.
A lead fills out a form → instant text → automated sequences run for weeks. You call once. When they reply "yes" — you close. No chasing. No phone tag.
Every booking teaches the algorithm. Cost per lead drops. You see ceramic generating 10x the revenue of basic details. You shift budget. Calendar fills with $1,000+ jobs.
Day 1–5
System built
Day 7
Ads live
Day 10–14
First leads
Day 30
Optimized & scaling
Day 60
20 appointments or money back
Your Complete Auto Care Growth System
It's A Full System That Runs On Autopilot.
New lead → instant text within seconds. Speed to lead is everything.
Sequence 4 or 5 is usually when they respond: "Yes, give me pricing." People are busy. We stay in front of them.
Every week, your leads get an email showcasing your ceramic, PPF, and tint work. Staying in front of them.
Pull it up anytime. See daily results, which creatives are winning, cost per lead by service type. Everything.
AI-generated images customized to your brand. Refreshed constantly.
Call once. Leave a voicemail. The system handles everything else. When they reply "yes" — that's when you close.
Case Studies
Detailers of Naples
$80K/mo → $250K/mo
New location: $0 → $50K in 60 days
Avg cost per booking: $18
"Now we're booking out weeks in advance and had to hire two additional detailers to keep up. Our revenue hit $250K monthly."
— Brennen Seaman
719 Auto Customs
$50K/mo → $100K/mo
Eliminated seasonal dead months
"Colorado winters used to kill our tint business. Dancing Chicken built seasonal campaigns — PPF and ceramic in cold months, tint in summer. We doubled our revenue and eliminated the seasonal rollercoaster completely."
— Derek Stanton
Tailored Auto Lab
$10K/mo → $30K/mo in 45 days
Cost per booking: $15
"We were stuck at $10K monthly for years. In 45 days, Dancing Chicken tripled it."
— Vlad Pukhkan
Steel City Auto Spa
Lead volume: "insane"
Quality: "great"
Added website management
"The volume of leads has been insane and the quality is great! Get ready to add a sales rep because your leads are going to boom!"
— Brett Mawhinney
355 Auto Spa
40+ bookings/week consistently
Revenue: +150%
Opened second location
"We went from worrying about empty detailing bays to consistently booking 40+ appointments every single week. Revenue jumped 150% and we just signed a lease on a second location."
— Carlos Mendez
Sarasota Auto Defense
$0 → $50K in 45 days
Zero brand recognition to fully booked
"From absolutely nothing to $50K in 45 days. We opened the doors with zero brand recognition, zero customers — and Meta Ads gave us the rocket fuel we needed."
— Brennen Seaman
The Grand Slam Offer
Bonuses
Your Investment
Covers everything above for 90 days
Then $1,000/month for ongoing management (starts after 90-day build)
Ad spend: $1,000–$1,500/month to Meta (you pay direct)
No rev share. No hidden fees. Two numbers. That's it.
The Math
One ceramic job = $1,500. One PPF job = $2,000–$5,000.
Our cost per lead: $15–$35.
Close 3 ceramic jobs from our leads = $4,500
Your setup fee: $4,000
Investment paid back before the first month is over.
The Guarantee
Or Your $4,000 Back.
Days 1–60
We build and run everything. If we don't hit 20 booked appointments by Day 60, we keep working — for free. No additional charges. We eat the cost.
Days 60–90
If after 90 total days we STILL haven't hit it, full refund. Every dollar. No questions.
All We Ask
We've done this for 10+ shops. We know what works.
"His understanding of Meta is on another level, and the results speak for themselves. It's easily one of the best investments we've made as a company."
Nate
719 Auto Customs
"I've used Mason for over a year. I've used other media companies in the past and Mason has by far hasn't given me a second a doubt. I plan on using Mason on my other companies in the future."
Chris Lopez
Kings Auto Retouch
"247% more leads in a market where I thought we'd already tapped out. We went from struggling to fill our schedule to having a two-week wait list."
Roman Vasquez
Romans Tint & Detail
"Before the CRM integration, we were losing 30-40% of leads to slow follow-up. Dancing Chicken integrated everything so leads got an instant response. Our conversion rate doubled overnight."
Brennen Seaman
Exquisite Auto Detailing
"Their availability and responsiveness — they're always there when we need them. Dancing Chicken excels at tailoring custom campaigns that perfectly align with our business goals."
Martin Roman
Romans Tint & Detail
"We are two months in and we have now doubled our sales! Most important — every text, every call has always been answered. I am beyond happy with the results."
Vlad Pukhkan
Tailored Auto Lab
"The volume of leads has been insane and the quality is great! If you're actually looking to level up your business and not just get your money taken from other marketing companies, partner with Dancing Chicken Media."
Brett Mawhinney
Steel City Auto Spa
"Have used agencies beforehand and had 0 idea of what they were doing and we blew through our ad budget. Our CPC is lower and our schedule is filled!"
Joshua Mulhern
DSM Detailing
This Is For You If:
This Is NOT For You If:
We pull up your competitors' ads and show you exactly what they're running in your market right now
We audit your current marketing and show you what's not working (and why)
We map out exactly how many high-ticket appointments we can generate in your specific area
We give you the strategy — you keep it whether we work together or not
No pressure. No hard sell. Just a straight conversation about what's possible for your shop.
30 minutes. That's it.
"It's easily one of the best investments we've made as a company."
— Nate, 719 Auto Customs
One Shop Per Area
We've had multiple shops in your region reach out this month. We can only take one. Don't wait.